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Caption contest winner

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February 27, 2009, 11:38 AM — 

We received a lot of very funny caption contest entries this week, but none that cracked us up quite like The Toast in the Machine's circular career path. For making us (and hopefully you) laugh, he'll be receiving a $25 Amazon gift card.

The winning caption
Well... The bright side is that you can SEE that your career is going nowhere.
by The Toast in the Machine

The orginal cartoon

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Wow!

Thanks a million, IT World! I'm honored and very happy that you got a little chuckle out of that... Phil is a great cartoonist, and this contest was a lot of fun. Thanks again!

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