The nicest trolls on the internet

5 of my favorite, most ridiculous comments I've seen this week

I write for a number of websites, and, for one reason or another, people like to comment on the posts and chime in. That's great--only, often the responses are just...nutso.

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I'm not talking about your garden-variety troll with deep-seated hangups and spewing vitriol. Rather, it's these strange, effusively praising comments that are over the top. Clearly they're posted by robots (or people who have taken robots as a second language) who want to get their links onto as many pages as possible. But, still, I think if you have nothing productive to add, might as well do it this way.

Here are a few of my favorites in the last week, as examples:

Just wish to say your article is as surprising.

The clearness for your post is simply great and i could

think you are a professional on this subject. Fine

along with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to stay updated with approaching post.

Thanks 1,000,000 and please continue the enjoyable work.

~ The tao of badass

Usually I do not learn post on blogs, however I wish to say that this write-up

very pressured me to check out and do it! Your writing taste has been surprised me.

Thanks, very nice post.

~ Letha

He goes up to a second investor and tells him the exact same thing.

can log in to the website and get them all at one place.

You may have involved some direction-finding qualities in the web-site when this particular

can not be positioned not to mention used quite simply, an individual's purchasers might right away really feel


~ Pedro

Hi there! This blog post couldn't be written much better! Looking through this

article reminds me of my previous roommate!

He constantly kept preaching about this. I'll forward this

post to him. Pretty sure he will have a very good read. Thanks for sharing!

~ korea touchphone (in response to a 3-year-old blog post about a mobile gadget that's no longer available)

What's up Dear, are you actually visiting this web

page daily, if so after that you will without doubt get fastidious



They're like haikus, really. And I think they set a better standard. Thanks, nice internet trolls.

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