Ten lies programmers tell themselves

Sitting alone staring at code all day can lead one to be less than honest with oneself. Here are some of the more common fibs that coders tell themselves

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Is he dreaming of becoming a real boy - or a programmer?

If George Washington really never told a lie, then he must never have been a programmer. All those long hours sitting alone in a cube or at a workstation (unless you pair program) can lead you to not just talk to yourself, but to outright lie. How else to justify doing (or not doing) certain things that you probably shouldn’t (or should) do?

Of course, people in every profession lie to themselves now and again. Some jobs, though, like ones where people work alone for long stretches, such as writers, programmers or toll booth operators (I'm guessing), seem more prone to it than others. No matter how much it occurs, every occupation has a common set of lies that its practitioners tell themselves.

Here now is a list of 10 lies that programmers often tell themselves (most of which I told myself during my years in the coding trenches), in no particular order:

This code is self-documenting - No need to write separate documentation; it’s obvious to anyone with a brain what this code is doing.

This is a [hardware | database | network] issue, not a code issue - Obviously, it’s that recent database patch that’s gumming things up, not my hand crafted SQL.

It’s not a bug; the user is doing something wrong - The code is doing what it’s supposed to be doing; users are idiots.

When I’m playing Halo 4 I’m thinking about coding, so it’s like I’m coding - First person shooters help me to think through complex programming problems.

I’m the only one who knows this code, so they can’t lay me off - They’re lucky I don’t demand a raise.

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