'Action Vlad Putin filled every action fantasy in run for pres. except flying 'UFO'

Putin shoots tigers, bears, whales, fires, archeology in totally faked publicity campaign for pres.

The "UFO " that hovered over the crowd protesting the questionably honest but inevitable re-election of Vladimir "Action Vlad" Putin to the Russian Presidency turned out to be just a radio-controlled remote taking pictures of the crowd for a citizen-journalist TV network.

I can't be the only one who immediately assumed Putin was somehow involved, and not only because of his obvious overuse of the puppet strings controlling current Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.

Putin has worked so hard to craft his image as a man of action – the one always first in line to respond in manly ways to emergencies, wild animals or what is apparently an insatiable Russian appetite for pictures of 56-year-old men with their shirts off – it would have been more surprising to discover Putin controlling the tiny copter from some dark control room than it would have been to learn he'd had himself miniaturized so he could fit in the tiny spy copter and fly its missions in person.

Putin actually spent the last four years in the largely ceremonial role of prime minister – to which Medvedev appointed him after Putin resigned in 2008 after serving the maximum two consecutive terms as Russian president.

Putin livened up the wait between sessions on the Medvedev remote controller with a string of TV and other media appearances in which he seemed to be auditioning either for the next James Bond movie, or one of those Most Interesting Man In the World beer commercials.

As Action Vlad, Putin criscrossed Russia demonstrating his obsessive physical fitness and a range of macho, outdoorsy skills during photo opportunities in which he pulled off a series of increasingly unlikely feats, but demonstrated a lack of consistent ability to keep his shirt on his back.

"Action Vlad" Putin in The Most Interesting (publicity stunt-generated image of a) Man in Russia

Putin also put out a Judo instructional tape in which he was shown defeating world champions. Falls in instructional tapes are regularly staged, even with celebrity "attackers," and Putin apparently has a legitimate black belt in Judo, so that stunt was self-aggrandizing but not all that unlikely.

Now that he's "won" the most recent presidential "election," Putin is almost certain to take over the presidency for at least another four years, despite a massive but inconsistent and so-far ineffective campaign to nullify the election over charges of fraud.

That means Action Vlad will be too busy in the Kremlin to venture out for more adventures, even one as exciting as changing into Tiny Vlad to take the mini spy copter for a little look-see around the walls of the Kremlin.

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