Congratulations to cmhall for finding a way to make sobriety testing a Foursquare check in event. You can see the winning caption below, along with some very funny runners up and honorable mentions, and of course Phil Johnson's original cartoon.
The winning caption
don't bother checking in buddy, I'm already the foursquare mayor around here.
The original cartoon
Let's make this more interesting. You can go if you can get an AT&T signal.by wls
Okay, let's see you do it *without* the GPSby sharon fisher
You thought AT&T would have reception out here for your I-phone? You must be drunkby d.d.
Alright, I'm satisfied you're sober enough to text. You can hit "send" now.by Blubrick
How about updating your Facebook status *after* we're done?by wls
You gotta do something special if you want this video to go viral.by My Friend
No, you misunderstood ... I said it looks like you're gonna face time.by Aps
Ok Fella. Walk the line, touch your nose with your right hand and keep your smartphone from going into Landscape mode with your left hand.by John J Volk
"Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? Well, I do."by Elly S
I've never seen one like that. You say you found the prototype at the bar?by wls
Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you with DWI - driving while intexticated.by Eleanor Jones
Well, son, that's one text too many.by d_m_raczynski