With his dark view of help desk "response," slysounds is the winner of this week's contest. You can see the winning caption below, along with some very funny honorable mentions and Phil Johnson's original cartoon.
The winning caption
On the bright side, we've really improved our response time...
The original cartoon
Don't worry, the IT deployment crew hasn't hit its mark in 10 years.by Jesse Luna
Now repeat after me...my password isn't written under my keyboard.by Fork92
"Save your strength...I think he likes it. Why else would he use Windows?"by handydan918
Careful....we don't want to cause any brain damage.by The Toast in the Machine
Tomorrow we'll show you how the front-end interface works.by deane
Wait! Considering the adult websites he was surfing... this may not be appropriate punishmentby Blake Fell
"It was this or Windows Vista, I think you made the right choice."by Anonymous
"Hey don't look so shocked, you didn't agree to the license and failed to return it within 30 days."by jaudio1
Just then, John realized he should have actually read the EULA instead of just clicking ok....by Billy Fairchild
Johnny repeat after me, "I will not ~email the whole company with large attachements"by Charles
Next time, read the freakin' manual...by Anonymous (not verified)