Canada under alien assault

Self-centered Americans have always assumed that when the space creatures say "take us to your leader," they'll soon be ushered in to see the President of the United States. But what if they really want to chat with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, eh? A sudden surge of UFO sightings north of the 49th parallel may indicate that the alien monsters have an affinity for ice hockey and Molson Golden. Read more...

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