The Weekly Hash - March 15, 2013

The only review of the week’s top tech stories you’ll read that will include Google, the Pope and Larry King all together

Drinking and Google Glass could be a bad mix
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Drinking and Google Glass could be a bad mix

A bar in Seattle has banned anyone from wearing Google Glass.

 

They said the only eyewear they would allow are prescription lenses and beer goggles.

 

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No telecommuting for the College of Cardinals
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No telecommuting for the College of Cardinals
Could this once have supported life?
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Could this once have supported life?

NASA announced this week that the Curiosity rover had used a drill and chemical analysis to find evidence that Mars could have once supported life.

 

Wait, no, I'm sorry - not Mars, they were talking about Larry King.

 

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Finally, a solution to the patent troll problem?
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Finally, a solution to the patent troll problem?

Representatives of several large technology companies asked Congress on Thursday to crack down on patent trolls.

 

They encouraged Congress to discourage patent trolls either through legislation or drone strikes.

 

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Fans of Ron Jeremy's work will like the Galaxy IV
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Fans of Ron Jeremy's work will like the Galaxy IV

On Thursday night Samsung unveiled the Galaxy IV smartphone, which allows users to scroll using only eye movements.

 

When announced, this feature got a standing ovation from the mobile porn lovers in the crowd.

 

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