Ask Cortana anything: Sassy answers to 59 burning questions

Windows Phone's digital assistant has taken the customized awareness of Google Now and the chatty personality of Siri, and kicked up the schtick several notches.
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And Cortana said...

You're supposed to ask Cortana questions, so we did—a lot of them. Based on her answers, it's clear that Windows Phone's digital assistant has taken the customized awareness of Google Now and the chatty personality of Siri, and kicked up the schtick several notches.

Cortana spits out funny responses on topics ranging from Siri to Surface. She makes jokes and explains her Halo-inspired lineage. Here are 58 of the funniest answers we’ve found. And remember: Cortana is still in beta. Who knows how sassy she’ll end up.

For maximum enjoyment, read the question on the right first, then Cortana’s answer on the left.

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