Steve Ballmer's retirement plans

The retired Microsoft CEO is now ready to ride off into the sunset. But what will he do?

Steve Ballmer

Now that Satya Nadella has been named CEO at Microsoft, now-retired CEO Steve Ballmer can start the next stage of his life. Like most retirees, rest and relaxation can only last so long. Here are some ideas for what Ballmer can do in his retirement.

Steve Ballmer

Motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

Steve Ballmer

Meditating buddha to relax.

Steve Ballmer

Wal-Mart greeter. That is the store chain where he plucked COO Kevin Turner from.

Steve Ballmer

Politician. Just don't use the phrase, "I am not a crook." It has already been taken.

Steve Ballmer

Backup singer to Miley Cyrus.

Steve Ballmer

Spokesperson for Right Guard's "Never let them see you sweat".

Steve Ballmer

In following in Bill Gates' footsteps, guest star on the Simpsons.

 

Steve Ballmer

Return to hometown in Michigan as a car salesman.

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Creates the Steve Ballmer Foundation to help children overcome onstage acts of exuberance.

Steve Ballmer

Does smartphone commercials to show he did not miss the smartphone boat while CEO of Microsoft.

Steve Ballmer

Buys a professional sports team to emulate Paul Allen.

Steve Ballmer

Organize an Addams Family reunion in which he could play Uncle Fester.