This week's two subplots failed to deliver. An illegal alien is working at Pied Piper. Who do you think it is? Dinesh, right? Wrong! It's Gilfoyle! He's Canadian! Ha, ha, ha ... meh. Also, Peter Gregory interacts with a world he's never experienced: Burger King. He spends many, many, many minutes talking -- haltingly and strangely -- about the food, then arrives at some butterfly-effect-style hypothesis about sesame seeds and crop futures that will eventually land him $68 million. The joke was long, labored, and unfunny to us, but that's why he makes $68 million and we're writing recaps.