The iPhone Snob or "Jesus Phone Disciple"
The modern iPhone snob is a dying breed; since most Americans can now afford Apple's (AAPL) "Jesus Phone." It's no longer a true status symbol—now it's the "MBP" Apple snobs are showing off at Starbucks (SBUX). But genuine iPhone Snobs still exist in the wild. And they're easy to spot. That's because the iPhone rarely leaves a Snob's hand and is often thrust in front of them as talisman of sorts while they move amongst non-iPhone users. Other sure signs you're in the presence of an iPhone Snob: Apple stickers everywhere and holier-than-thou glances directed at anyone without a clearly-visible sign of Apple support.