The Holster Master, a.k.a., "Han Solo"
The Holster Master doesn't wear just one cell-phone-holster; his belt is absolutely adorned with various holsters for his multiple cell-phones, pocket knives, tape-measures, and whatever else he can fit on there, not unlike the popular Star Wars character Han Solo. They won't always match—leather, vinyl, handmade, whatever—but there's usually some sort of order to the holster-arrangement. Gadgets "holstered" by size from left to right, for instance. Unlike Han Solo, this guy typically does not get the pretty girl. Word to the wise to those of you with a single mobile device on your belt: Beware that first "gateway holster."