The Theatre Texter or "THAT Guy"
He's not one to notice that almost all major movie-theatre chains run clips before films requesting that patrons both silence and put away their phone for the duration of a show. This guy's face is as bright as the silver screen thanks to the cell phone in his lap he's using to text God-knows-who throughout the entire film. More often than not, he does switch the phone to vibrate, but that does nothing to drown the scoffs and giggles he emits after reading responses to his texts. Suspect you may fall into this category? Remember, only you have the power to resist becoming "THAT Guy."