The Throne Texter/Talker a.k.a., the Bathroom Boor
This cell-phone stereotype is rarely seen, but frequently heard. That's because the restroom texter's natural habitat is within a public bathroom stall. While taking care of business, this guy's literally taking care of business, banging out texts on his BlackBerry, even placing voice-calls. Unidentified clacking keys and clicking BlackBerry trackballs in public restrooms are sure signs of the Restroom Texter. The most interesting/perplexing/disgusting thing about this rare species of cell-phone-user: They see nothing strange about texting and/or talking on a public throne.