Okay, so Cosmic DJ is dope. It's basically an elaborate disguise for a 4/4 sequencer, with a ton of silly synth pads programmed in, but the art...Oh lordy, the art.
If you like knock-off Muppets, corgis, pizza, or stories about “getting the band back together,” then do yourself a favor: Bump some cocaine*, spend $0.75, and start blasting Cosmic DJ until your neighbors learn to hate you. That's the power of music.
*Note: PCWorld does not actually endorse cocaine or recommend its use.