Steve Jobs has heard quite enough about Android, thank you very much

Don't even get Steve Jobs started on tablets!

"I'd like to comment on the avalanche of tablets poised to enter the market in the coming months. First, it appears to be just a handful of credible entrants, not exactly an avalanche. Second, almost all of them use seven-inch screens as compared to iPad's near 10-inch screen."

Got it? It's not an avalanche, OK? Further, it's a "not an avalanche" of puny little screens, which I can demonstrate with several mathematical formulas are even smaller than they appear. It's also worth noting that users of these tiny, frail tablets will be required to sandpaper their fingertips. It's right in the purchase agreements.

(Here's a transcript of the call, from Seeking Alpha. It's a fascinating read.)