10. The Rolling Stones' Bill Wyman for a metal detector
We're used to celebrities putting their names on random products (Bruce Willis cologne, anyone?). When the bassist from the Rolling Stones comes out with his own branded metal detecting gizmo, though, something really doesn't seem right.
I mean, come on: We already lost Ozzy to the dark side of rock-gods-turned-regular-dorks. What's next -- Metallica launching a legal battle against music sharing?
Oh, wait a minute...
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