Even dirtier IT jobs: The muck stops here

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April 6, 2009, 02:27 PM —  InfoWorld — 

Hey, we can't all have careers at Google. Sometimes when you work in IT, you have to hold your nose and hope for the best.

Last year we named "The 7 dirtiest jobs in IT," but we barely scratched the topic's grime-caked surface. In the world of technology, there's plenty of dirt to go around.

You may be ordered to crawl into the nastiest corners of your office -- or to explore the nastiest corners of the Web. You may be required to stare zombie-like at a network monitoring console, waiting (possibly hoping) for the alarms to go off, or be chained to an endless series of spreadsheets and Word docs, looking for minute differences in data. You may end up berated, belittled, or sobbed at for circumstances that have nothing to do with you.

And at some point in your IT career, you will probably be asked to spy on your fellow employees -- or even your boss -- and fearlessly report what you find.

[ Have your own tale of dirty duty in IT? Share it in our forum. ]

These seven jobs are not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. But they're out there; in these dark economic times, you might consider yourself lucky to have one of them.

Dirty IT job No. 7: Disconnect/reconnect specialist
Wanted: Able-bodied individuals with affinity for adapters, plugs, prongs, and dongles; willing to crawl under desks and squeeze into tight spaces that have never seen daylight. Strong stomach required.

Disconnect machines from one site, reconnect them at another. It sounded so simple Garth Callaghan couldn't quite believe someone would pay his company, 127tech, to do it. Now he employs three full-time employees and 30 contractors, who spend half their time unplugging and replugging machines for commercial movers in Richmond, Va.

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You never know what you will run into on the job. The reality is the IT guy will have to take the shit along with the good and this is true of any job anywhere.
If you don't like dealing with dust bunnies as big as sofas and climbing around under and over buildings, finding porn on company computers and people who just might breach the rules a bit, then IT is probably not for you.
You might want to try a nice job where you can be happy, such as, an auto mechanic, where you can be in grease and oil all day long, or perhaps a window washer, where you can deal with bird shit all day or maybe just a sanitation engineer, where you could empty and clean toilets all day long.
Even doctors and surgeons, dentists and such have to get their hands dirty once in awhile.
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