As God is Mark Zuckerberg's witness...

Do the roots of the Facebook founder charging users $100 to send him a message lie in his middle school years?

By Phil Johnson

January 15, 2013, 10:42 AM —

ITworld/Phil Johnson

In case you missed it last week, Facebook is now charging (certain) users $100 to send Mark Zuckerberg a message. Between this and all the disregard for our privacy, it makes me wonder, why does the Zuck hates us all so? He seems to have a lot of pent up anger he's taking out on his users. Where could that be coming from? Hmm...

[Don't let the creepy close-ups of Mark Zuckerberg distract you and Facebook’s really big news: All search, all the time]

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Phil Johnson is a writer and editor for ITworld.com, after having survived 17 years in the corporate wild as a software/web developer, technical lead and project manager. Along the way he also used to write monologue jokes for David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno.

In his spare time these days, when he's not chauffeuring his daughters to and from school, lessons and Justin Bieber movies (ugh), he enjoys drawing cartoons, tweeting about his life and taking pictures of cranes.