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May 29, 2009, 11:08 AM — IT Underworld

Phil Johnson used to write jokes for late night television and his jokes have been told by David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno (read his TV material here). In addition to his cartoons and television writing, he spent many years working as a web developer and currently works in public broadcasting. When he's not drawing, working or farting around with his wife and two daughters, he loves Tweeting!

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