Not us personally, I mean a
sucker cable station like Spike TV, which has announced $10 million in prize money to the team that can provide incontrovertible proof that Bigfoot exists as part of Spike's new reality show "10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty." (Note to Jeffrey Meldrum: Your prospects of landing your own Bigfoot search reality show have diminished greatly. Nate Silver has them at 15%.)
This should be good programming for those viewers who seek a break from the frenetic pace of Hillbilly Handfishin'.
Finally, a Texas guy who calls himself Hardcore Outdoors took pictures of some "mysterious tracks" last October that Bigfoot experts are calling "the best physical evidence they have ever seen"!
If these tracks do turn out to prove Bigfoot exists, Spike TV may have to re-calibrate its new show. How about "10 Million Dollar Reptoid Bounty"?