November 12, 2010, 7:40 PM — In our last episode of TY4NS we discussed why logging onto Facebook and comparing your boss to portions of your anatomy not normally exposed to sunlight is probably not a good idea, unless you enjoy cashing unemployment checks.
Today’s lesson in social media etiquette: Don’t post nude pix of your significant other on Facebook after he/she/it has dumped you. Or even before. It won’t end well. Trust me.
According to a report on the All Facebook blog, a 20-year-old man in Wellington, New Zealand, is looking at some quality time in the poky for posting nude photos of his girlfriend to her Facebook profile.
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Joshua Simon Ashby apparently violated the morality and decency sections of NZ’s Crimes Act by posting the images, which were briefly available to all 500 million Facebook users. He’ll soon be spending the next four months contemplating more appropriate uses of social media while trying to not drop the soap in the shower.
Ashby also stole his ex-GF’s clothes, snapped her cell phone in two, and sent her threatening text messages. In his defense, he admitted to a history of substance abuse and anger issues. Gee, ya think?
But he’s not the only teen undone by posting in anger. Last August, an unnamed 18 year old in Winnipeg was sentenced to six months in jail after he created a bogus Facebook page for his 16-year-old ex girlfriend and posted naked pix of her she’d snapped with her cell phone. He was nailed for distributing kiddie porn.
Could the same things happen here? Absolutely. In fact, I think there are some valuable lessons in these examples for us all.
Lesson #1: You gave your significant other your Facebook password? What in Zuckerberg’s name were you thinking? Don’t do that.