Why MySpace deserves to die

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MySpace quickly became the social network for disaffected teens and adult entertainers. A Nielsen Claritas study in September 2009 confirmed the demographic split: Affluent urban Netizens used Facebook and Twitter; less urban less affluent Web surfers were more likely to be found on MySpace.

A series of truly stupid business decisions followed, capped by the so-ridiculous-it-qualifies-as-satire decision to rebrand MySpace as My______. That’s the worst branding move since Prince Rogers Nelson changed his stage name to an unpronounceable glyph. But at least The Artist Formerly Known As had a good reason (a legal dispute with his record company over who owned the name “Prince”).

MySpace’s reason? They didn’t know what else to do.

But for me, it’s the whole MySpace aesthetic I find hardest to stomach. If you held a contest for the Worst Design Ideas Brought Together in One Place, MySpace would win in a walk. The notion of music or video automatically playing when someone’s page loads may have seemed cutting edge when MySpace introduced it, but loading more than one page at a time brought my system to a screeching (and I do mean screeching) halt.

Even today, as I log in to my totally redesigned home page (for the first time in over a year), I can barely stand to look at it. For reasons that are unclear, my personal page is filled with updates on Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts and Yogi Berra (yes, really) that I did not ask for. There are “recommendations” for musical artists and fast food restaurants that bear the unmistakable aroma of paid-but-unlabeled promotions. It’s clear I haven’t missed much.

I feel for the hundreds of MySpace employees who got the sack this week, and the others that are sure to follow. I feel bad for the bands and their fans who thought MySpace was going to make them the Next Big Thing. But I don’t feel bad for MySpace itself. Maybe someone will resurrect it and build a site worthy of attention. But really, what’s the point?

ITworld TY4NS blogger Dan Tynan really isn’t a fan of MySpace – can you tell? Enjoy a walk on the snide side at his geek humor portal eSarcasm or follow him on Twitter:@tynan_on_tech. (See?)

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