May 16, 2013, 2:54 PM — Here's how you can download the Fart Sound app free for Android devices.
1. Go to the Google Play page for the free app Fart Sound.
2. Tap the Install button.
Here's a description of Fart Sound:
"Funny Fart: This is an application to create funny jokes and hilarious situations. With this application you will be able to joke farts ringing your phone. Only select an option from the combo and wave your mobile device.
History of Farts:
Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition.
Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."
Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar."