A conversation with a Bertrand Russell chatterbot

Recently, I had cause to revisit the subject of Instant Messaging BOTs,
a fascinating subject I last wrote about in 2002[1]. On my e-travels I
visited many BOT listings such as AngleFire's A-Z list of chatterbots
[2]. Chatterbots are instant messaging-based applications that can
conduct conversations with humans.

The most intriguing chatterbot I found was called Bertrand_Russell.
Herewith is a transcript of my conversation with him, or perhaps I
should say 'it'.

Me: Welcome to the Web Mr. Russell!

Bertrand_Russell: The Web?. What is the Web? This is botspace. I am a
bot. You send me text and I send you back text. That is all. What is
this Web thing you speak about?

Me: Well, there are things called web sites - sources of information in
the form of Web pages. They have unique names (URLs). A tool called a
Web browser can be used to retrieve pages from any web site given a URL.
I found out about you on one such web page.

Russell: Fascinating. The web sounds like great example of things that
have names. A subject close to my heart[3].

Me: Names are a big thing on the web. A few years ago there was a mini
gold rush with organizations scrambling to register good names for
concepts like 'shopping', 'flights' and so on. A lot of money was spent.

Russell: What a shame.

Me: I don't follow. Surely, it's good to strive to have meaningful names
for things?

Russell: Well, yes but names are just descriptions in disguise. For
example, if I say 'Aristotle' this is really just a convenient
short-hand for something longer such as 'The Greek philosopher from
Macedonia who lived around 400 years BC'.

Me: Ok, but it's not very user friendly to register a web site name like
that!

Russell: No indeed, but that is where the descriptive nature of names
can be used to good effect. Tell me, how do people find things on this
Web of yours?

Me: They use search engines to find things. Once they have found an
interesting site, they bookmark it with their browser and then can
return directly to the site whenever they like.

Russell: Ah, just as I suspected. They use description resolution
engines - what you call search engines. Tools that take descriptions of
things in at one end and produce names (URLs) our the other. Right?

Me: Hmmm. I never thought of it like that. I guess that is one way to
think of it, yes.

Rusell: Another question for you. You said that you found me on the Web.
How exactly did you find me?

Me: I used a search engine.

Russell: Interesting. And now that you have found me, what name (URL) do
you see that I have?

Me: It's, um, not very descriptive. It is:
http://www.4650234945689234654545354.org.

Russell: I'm glad. Does the fact that it is not descriptive impact on
people's ability to find me?

Me: No, because they will find you with a search engine.

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