IT Underworld
by Phil Johnson
RSS

Recent blog posts

Windows 7 fire drill

By Phil Johnson 2 comments

May 22, 2009, 10:09 AM —

Related article: Microsoft plans 10 fake 'updates' for Windows 7

Phil Johnson used to write jokes for late night television and his jokes have been told by David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno (read his TV material here). In addition to his cartoons and television writing, he spent many years working as a web developer and currently works in public broadcasting. When he's not drawing, working or farting around with his wife and two daughters, he loves Tweeting!

2 comments

Sort by

Subscribe by email Subscribe by RSS

Anonymous 2 years ago

...you would have been instructed to jump out of the Windows!;)

Flag comment | Permalink Reply

Anonymous 2 years ago

that's freakin' funny and the cartoonist is hot.

Flag comment | Permalink Reply

Add a comment

Will Do Not Track kill the 'free' Internet?

8 comments
How to avoid being tagged as a terrorist: Don't pay cash for coffee

4 comments
How to kill Web trackers dead

3 comments
Even after rewrites, Google Wallet retains gaping security holes, mainly due to Android

3 comments
Is this the best file on Steve Jobs the FBI could come up with?

2 comments

Older
|
Newer

ITworld LIVE

RightKlik_tw18925783 commented on Sony shows power outlets that can control electricity by user, device, or source
nkbflsfids9a commented on The Playstation Vita won't make phone calls, but a future Vita OS device might
nkbflsfids9a commented on Girl builds LEGO Millennium Falcon in about 4 hours (video)
nkbflsfids9a commented on Yahoo talks with Alibaba end abruptly; shares drop nearly 6%
nkbflsfids9a commented on The Ghostery in the machine: Tracking the trackers
nkbflsfids9a commented on Real-world superpowers: Eye surgery lets some see well into the ultraviolet
nkbflsfids9a commented on FSF asks web devs to ID JavaScript code
nkbflsfids9a commented on Move to mobile will bring big changes for Linux
nkbflsfids9a commented on RIM: Revival possible, or dead man walking?
nkbflsfids9a commented on Microsoft India store hacked, user database exposed
nkbflsfids9a commented on Is Google developing a Google TV+Music device?
nkbflsfids9a commented on Apple files complaint against Motorola in the US to prevent iPhone 4S litigation
nkbflsfids9a commented on FBI says social media monitoring won't infringe privacy rights
nkbflsfids9a commented on Sony shows power outlets that can control electricity by user, device, or source
nkbflsfids9a commented on Massive Air Force ERP software project still struggling
jnaze shared iPad apps for book lovers on Email
Cube commented on Sony shows power outlets that can control electricity by user, device, or source
Cube has just joined ITworld
Gerald Lau has just joined ITworld
ryanhellyer_tw14598449 commented on Chromebooks are the electric car of laptops
ryanhellyer_tw14598449 has just joined ITworld
rasel2011 has just joined ITworld
Mark Cummuta shared IT pay: Premiums for IT skills drop as IT departments reorganize on Twitter
robertoevans_tw16339975 commented on How to avoid being tagged as a terrorist: Don't pay cash for coffee
The white paper Guaranteeing 100% Backup Recovery was viewed
AppDevGuy asks How much will the security flaws in Google Wallet set back the transition to "digital wallets"?
CorinaGraham has just joined ITworld
jimlynch answers What mobile apps are the worst offenders to user privacy?
jimlynch answers What are the main advantages/disadvantages of a hybrid cloud model vs. the public cloud?

WindowsWhite Papers & Webcasts

White Paper

Microsoft Volume Licensing Reference Guide

This guide provides an overview of the key features of Microsoft Volume Licensing programs. The information is presented by organizational type and size-two of the most important keys to determining your best Volume Licensing option.

White Paper

HP Software Licensing & Management Solutions for Microsoft

See how HP Software Licensing & Management Solutions (SLMS) can help you identify the best Microsoft licensing program for your needs, get the most from your licensing agreement, and maximize your Microsoft software investment.

White Paper

Microsoft Open Value Program Guide

In this overview, see how Microsoft Open Value provides a flexible, affordable way for small to midsize organizations (i.e. those with five or more desktop PCs) to use and manage all their Microsoft licensed products under a single agreement.

White Paper

Microsoft Volume Licensing Comparison - Enterprise

With this quick-reference document, you can easily compare the available Microsoft Volume Licensing programs for enterprise organizations with 250+ devices, and tailor a program to help save costs, manage multiple licenses, and keep software up-to-date.

White Paper

Microsoft Enterprise Agreement Program Brief

This white paper provides an in-depth look into how the Microsoft Enterprise Agreement Program provides with flexibility to choose among on-premises software and cloud services to best suit your user needs, and helps you optimize your technology spend as business priorities change.

See more White Papers | Webcasts