July 27, 2010, 6:53 PM —
The famously corrupt Illinois governor may have decided not to testify in his own defense, but you can relive that magic moment when you first heard the expletive-laden gems from the FBI's wiretaps on his phones. The Springfield State Journal-Register is offering MP3 files for download that can easily be turned into ringtones:
"You know now is the time for me to put my (expletive) children and my wife first. For a change."
"I (expletive) busted my (expletive) and (expletive) people off and gave your grandmother a free (expletive) ride on a bus. Okay? I gave your (expletive) baby a chance to have health care."
"Only thirteen percent of you all out there think I'm doing a good job. So (expletive) all of you."
And of course, the most famous quote of all is available too:
"I've got this thing and it's (expletive) golden. And I'm just not giving it up for (expletive) nothing."
Blagojevich Wiretap Quotes Turned Into Ringtones [cbs2chicago.com]