Myths, gods, and titanic disasters: How servers really get their names

Want a server to last forever? Name it Belgarath.

By Amy Bennett, ITworld |  Offbeat, Linux, systems administration Add a new comment

Last month we looked into the practice of naming servers, half expecting to discover it was a quirky, geeky thing to do -- and nothing more. To our surprise, readers flooded the story with comments, chiming in about their own naming schemes -- what worked, what didn't, and flashes of brilliance. Let's just say that server naming is a surprisingly complex undertaking. Here's what we learned.

What's in a name?

The practice of naming servers and other machines was born of the basic need to distinguish among machines. In fact, as one reader reminds us, this was a convention in factories long 'before computers ever existed. It helped people working on the machines distinguish which one they were talking about when they had dozens or hundreds of the same machine on the factory floor.'

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And, let's face it, naming things is just part of being human. "Anthropomorphizing gear is a very nice way of making sure that people remember what it does and kind of care for it," says Retep Vosnul. "Picking a suitable name [for] a server is very satisfying as well. For example, a server that needs to have very high service uptime, you might want to give a name that reflects that.... I used Belgarath (7000 year old wizard) and other characters from the Eddings novels and I used to use A'tuin and other Discworld persona for other networks. My former employer did not want names for some reason and I never felt at home in that datacenter, it lacked something."

Courting disaster

If uptime is important to you, why tempt fate? 

Consider the case of one reader who named a Windows NT domain "Hades" in an attempt to be "ironic and edgy." Should it really have come as any surprise when 4 computers on that network died in 2 months time?

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Or what about the government agency that named all their servers after disasters? With a main server called Hindenberg (as it used to go down so often), why would you take the chance of backing it up with a server called Titanic?

And then there's the "meaningful" naming convention gone awry: "When told to move to a global standard," a reader writes, "we were told to name Norway's mail server to NOMAIL (at the mail server level), and Canada's physical server name to CANTMAIL (NT was to signify the OS)."

Now that is courting disaster.

5 comments

    Anonymous 2 years ago
    Nothing too dramatic hers but when I worked for a NEC way back when, I was in charge of a bank of servers in their East Coast datacenter. We rolled out a series of new servers as part of product pitch and when the Tokyo reps arrived they were pleased no end to find the new up-and-running servers Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and Gamera.
    Anonymous 2 years ago
    The naming scheme I wanted to go with, but was subsequently overruled on, used the names of U.S. Navy vessels. Since there are many vessels, each with different functions, I figured this was a perfect way to delineate function and provide enough names to fill most networks. The redundancy of function in the fleet would ensure that I wouldn't have to concoct some unusual hybrid or nonsensical name. This scheme also conveniently fits all of the recommendations outlined by the article.
    Anonymous 2 years ago
    In the 1990s I was assigned to a building which had three black and white laser printers. They had obviously been named by a Star Wars fan, A-Wing, X-Wing, and Y-Wing.Later, when I installed our first color printer, I remembered that for the first week or so I didn't even realize that the printer names were from Star Wars. Feeling a bit tired of all the Star Wars hype, I followed my own interpretation of the theme and named the color printer Buffalo Wing.
    Anonymous 2 years ago
    I work in a Microsoft shop and our servers are named practically (dataserver1, reportserver1, etc). I've only seen 'fancy' names in Unix/Linux land. How many times did I shout "Who is Frodo?". Different worlds I guess.
    mulderjoe 2 years ago
    Not sure why, but I always name my personal computer "Hal" and then the year I bought the thing. So my current laptop is "Hal 2007". When I was a system admin, I named my servers after pop culture computers: WOPR ("WarGames"), MCP (from "Tron"), HOLLY (from "Red Dwarf"), DELOS (from "WestWorld") and TK421. The last one wasn't a computer. Just a stormtrooper from Star Wars. But I always liked the rhythm of the name.

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