Now that #robotpickuplines has been dropped from Twitter's trending topics list -- replaced by the lofty #crapsuperpowers -- it's high time for a wrap-up of some favorites.
This is decidedly PG list, to be sure, but toward the end of the #robotpickuplines hashtag's life it was getting tough to find Tweets that were on-topic, inoffensive and, most importantly, funny. Here are 12 of my favorites, plus one that was apparently a Twitter sensation and one that no list would be complete without.
A Twitter favorite...
And, finally, one no list would be complete without...
Sidekick: The Good News & the Bad News Either way you look at it Microsoft Data Center management did not follow standards or best practices in this failure. In which case it makes me wonder more about the outsourcing of corporate data much less personal data.
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