The Beater of Dead Horses
As a dial-up Internet service, AOL may be old and tired, but making fun of the once-proud company never goes stale. That's why you can still wear this Agony On Line hat and get a chuckle from those who remember liberation from AOL's cold shackles, breaking free to the Internet at large. Good luck finding this hat for sale, though; they seem as rare as those once-ubiquitous AOL installation discs.
Republished with permission from PC World (view original version)