The Retro Wannabe
It doesn't matter that you missed the halcyon days when Microsoft was a budding company with a young and energetic staff, and hadn't yet taken over the world. There's no such thing as being late to a retro T-shirt party. Just pretend that you picked up this "Softwear by Microsoft" item decades ago--and hope that no one asks you how to execute a command line.
Republished with permission from PC World (view original version)