Welcome to the social network where everyone is your friend! Ncludr, a tongue-in-cheek site, boldly states that, "You'll never be rejected. Everyone will love you. You're thin and fabulous." To complete your profile (or rather, Ncludr uses their "patented, synchronized, algoarithmic Personal Profile Generator") simply answer three questions, including: "If two apples fall from the window of a six story building, with a wind speed of 10 MPH in the middle of winter, and one of the apples has a bite out of it, which of the apples will fall first?"
Facebook Bible: Everything You Need to Know About Facebook
Twitter Bible: Everything You Need To Know About Twitter
LinkedIn Bible: Everything You Need to Know About the Social Network for Professionals
Republished with permission from CIO (view original version)