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Phil Johnson
Member since: October 2008
Phil Johnson is a writer and editor for ITworld.com, after having survived 17 years in the corporate wild as a software/web developer, technical lead and project manager. Along the way he also used to write monologue jokes for David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno.
In his spare time these days, when he's not chauffeuring his daughters to and from school, lessons and Justin Bieber movies (ugh), he enjoys drawing cartoons, tweeting about his life and taking pictures of cranes.
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Having some fun at the expense of this week’s top tech newsmakers, this week featuring astronauts having a quick rendezvous, a Google exec having a midlife crisis and one teenager having a very good week
6 weeks 48 min ago
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Believe it or not, some watches were smart, in their own ways, well before the Pebble was kickstarted or the iWatch rumored
6 weeks 6 hours ago
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The Homeland Security Secretary appears to not be technically inclined and that might not be a good thing
6 weeks 1 day ago
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A Google engineer finds that Vietnamese school children have programming skills far beyond their counterparts in the United States
6 weeks 2 days ago
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Are Google’s products and services becoming a critical infrastructure that the government should ensure survives?
6 weeks 3 days ago
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Searching from the top of the world to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean to bring you - and make fun of - this week’s top tech stories
7 weeks 11 min ago
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Basketball- and soccer and hockey and even mixed martial arts - are catching up to baseball in the use of Big Data and analytics
7 weeks 5 hours ago
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Researchers in Europe are telling copyright holders, when it comes to illegal music downloading, don’t worry, be happy
7 weeks 1 day ago
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In contrast to current trends, the developers (and patent holders) of a closed captioning system for movie theaters are now offering it for no licensing fee
7 weeks 2 days ago
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Senator Tom Harkin has introduced legislation to require captioning and video descriptions at movie theaters and during in-flight entertainment
7 weeks 3 days ago
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The only review of the week’s top tech stories you’ll read that will include Google, the Pope and Larry King all together
7 weeks 6 days ago
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Depending on how badly you want Google Reader to survive, here are four things you can do to try and save it before it shuts down on July 1st
8 weeks 5 hours ago
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As the College of Cardinals meets to pick a new pope, we examine how many of them use Twitter and whether that can help predict the next pontiff
8 weeks 1 day ago
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Thanks to automated anti bot software, and a less than supportive community, one disabled gamer’s experience with a popular massively multiplayer online game turned negative
8 weeks 2 days ago
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Apple reportedly offers to pay record labels a royalty rate half of what Pandora pays for proposed music streaming service
8 weeks 3 days ago
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Spanning the globe to joke about this week’s top tech stories, from North Korea to New Zealand with a quick stop on Mars
8 weeks 6 days ago
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YouTube will reportedly soon launch a music streaming service; some of us are already using it that way
9 weeks 4 hours ago
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37signals is one company that eschews the traditional interview quiz for programmers in favor of a job tryout
9 weeks 1 day ago
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Forget abortion and gun control; if you want to get programmers arguing at your next party, bring up tabs versus spaces when indenting code
9 weeks 2 days ago
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The recent White House hackathon might provide a blueprint for surviving the sequester
9 weeks 3 days ago
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From the pope to the PGA to pants, we joke about the top tech stories of the week
9 weeks 6 days ago
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It used to be that all you needed to put out a podcast was a microphone, a computer and some content. If one company has its way, that list may soon also include money to pay licensing fees
10 weeks 4 hours ago
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Photographs of the moon’s surface taken to prepare for the Apollo landings are currently being digitized and preserved and your help is needed
10 weeks 1 day ago
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The Yahoo CEO’s (hypothetical) internal memo, responding to the “no telecommuting” announcement
10 weeks 2 days ago
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Musicians and vampires usually do their best work after the sun goes down. But does that also apply to programmers?
10 weeks 3 days ago
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pasmith commented on Xbox 720 always-connected rumor debunked, PS4 share button nerfed, and Wii U to get mobile apps?I take it you're not a fan of Twitch.tv then? LOL
A trifecta of gaming news shorts today, with the most important being about the much-rumored "always connected" aspect of the next Xbox. Never fear, you'll be able to play single player games without being online.2 days 1 hour ago
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The answer to your last question is subjective.
2 days 6 hours ago
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Unless you can get Anonymous on the case, probably not. I'd just turn off the WiFi when you're not using it. If he's truly going nuts with the bandwidth-hogging, that means he's using it a lot. If he finds he can't use it at all for long periods, he might get frustrated enough to get his own WiFi.
2 days 6 hours ago
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pasmith wrote Xbox 720 always-connected rumor debunked, PS4 share button nerfed, and Wii U to get mobile apps? A trifecta of gaming news shorts today, with the most important being about the much-rumored "always connected" aspect of the next Xbox. Never fear, you'll be able to play single player games without being online.2 days 23 hours ago
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Danish runes, tricky terminology, and Polish marketing firms that try to pair you up in malls. Bluetooth is a hoot.
2 days 23 hours ago
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The bond between humans and dogs is strong and unique, despite their insistence on eating poop.
3 days 2 hours ago
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Connect these online storage options to Microsoft Office as alternatives to SkyDrive
3 days 5 hours ago
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I haven't used WiMAX -- and hopefully someone who has will weigh in -- but I found this interesting article about WiMAX vs. LTE:
6 days 3 hours ago
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A large Twitter following can be yours if you follow these guidelines determined by a Georgia Institute of Technology study.
6 days 3 hours ago
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First, according to Microsoft's "My Hotmail account was upgraded to Outlook.com" FAQ, you "can keep using your existing @hotmai
6 days 5 hours ago
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Start the weekend off right by watching some cool geek-related videos.
6 days 6 hours ago
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Start the weekend off right by watching some cool geek-related videos.
6 days 6 hours ago
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Start the weekend off right by watching some cool geek-related videos.
6 days 6 hours ago
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If you’re leasing server equipment in a hosting provider’s data center, you’re likely paying through the nose for antiquated technology. There is peace of mind that comes with that service in the form of care free hardware maintenance, but is that really enough to keep you paying for that same 4GB of RAM every month for life?
6 days 6 hours ago
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If you’re leasing server equipment in a hosting provider’s data center, you’re likely paying through the nose for antiquated technology. There is peace of mind that comes with that service in the form of care free hardware maintenance, but is that really enough to keep you paying for that same 4GB of RAM every month for life?
6 days 6 hours ago
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If you’re leasing server equipment in a hosting provider’s data center, you’re likely paying through the nose for antiquated technology. There is peace of mind that comes with that service in the form of care free hardware maintenance, but is that really enough to keep you paying for that same 4GB of RAM every month for life?
6 days 21 hours ago
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Need to quickly mount an ISO file in Windows 7 or earlier? Here's a tool from Microsoft
6 days 23 hours ago
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If you've left the Wii Fit fad behind but still have the hardware, here's a way to put the Balance Board to use that doesn't involve the Wii or a television.
1 week 1 hour ago
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Someone made an Android app that turns your Wii Fit board into a new-fangled, web-connected "smart scale." Awesome.
1 week 1 hour ago
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These Lego animation videos featuring Walter White and Tony Stark will make your day.
1 week 5 hours ago
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These Lego animation videos featuring Walter White and Tony Stark will make your day.
1 week 5 hours ago
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These Lego animation videos featuring Walter White and Tony Stark will make your day.
1 week 6 hours ago
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We now know at least one title that Microsoft will be showing off on May 21st. Also GameStop is opening their summer expo to the public and says the PS4 will be on display. Details on how to register inside.
1 week 23 hours ago
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dantynan shared Who is tracking you across the Web? Even the ad industry doesn’t know on StumbleUpon Web tracking has become so widespread that nobody knows who all these companies are or what data they're collecting.1 week 23 hours ago
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Web tracking has become so widespread that nobody knows who all these companies are or what data they're collecting.
1 week 23 hours ago
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