Following this porn studio on Twitter might save you from global apocalypse!
California porn production company building underground bunker in anticipation of catastrophe
OK, so maybe the Judgment Day predicted for last May 21 by religious nut and scam artist Harold Camping didn't quite work out, much like every other doomsday prediction ever made.
Let's face it, though; the world will end someday. The signs are everywhere, whether we're talking about natural disasters, a looming economic meltdown, or the fact that Larry the Cable Guy has a show on The History Channel.
So if you're looking for a cheap and potentially fantasy-fulfilling way to survive the final disaster, you just might want to consider following porn studio Pink Visual on Twitter.
The San Fernando Valley-based company has begun construction of a "post-apocalyptic" underground bunker "in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012," CBS Los Angeles reports:
A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
That's how you survive an apocalypse, my friends!
Now, here's where Twitter comes in: In addition to Pink Visual employees (and we're not just talking about accountants and camera operators, if you know what I mean), others who will be allowed in the survival bunker include active site members and some Twitter followers.
However, the bunker will have room for only 1,200 to 1,500 people, LA Weekly reports. Right now Pink Visual has slightly more than 5,000 Twitter followers. So while there are no guarantees, by becoming a follower of Pink Visual, you can dramatically increase your chances of surviving whatever dismal fate is thrown our planet's way.
The bunker isn't expected to be finished until next September, but you can start following Pink Visual today. Think of it as an insurance policy with really good extra benefits.
(Note to Pink Visual: Please keep in mind that I am an experienced "content producer." I'm just putting that out there.)