Warning #25: Obvious Advice
Seen on a New Holland tractor: "Avoid death."
To their credit, I think that does pretty much cover everything.
Warning #26: Washing Warning
Seen on a washing machine: "DO NOT put any person in this washer."
Not even for a quick swim. Got it?
Warning #27: That's Hot
Seen on the packaging for a Rowenta-brand iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
If you do, you might be tempted to get in the washer afterward.
Warning #28: Printing Error
Seen on a laser printer toner cartridge: "Do not eat toner."
Advertising it as "licorice-flavored" might have been a mistake.
Warning #29: Read Me
Seen in a product's information booklet: "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet."
Furthermore, if you cannot read this sentence, please call for help immediately.
Warning #30: Strange Process
Seen on a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
Believe me, you don't want to know.
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