We know you don't like us; we can tell by the tone of your support documents, help-desk calls and collective air of undeserved superiority. We don't care as long as the software lets us do what we need to do, which sometimes includes something other than maintaining our software.
Now make with the antivirus updates, and the patches. And roll out a few patches to patch the patches I just installed, which made my (fully patched and updated) Outlook crash every time I look at the calendar or a reminder pops up.
Unless you think patches that spend all their time fighting over which one gets to be boss is my fault, too.
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