Meet the Facebook killer

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While I can’t give out any details of this exciting new platform, I can assure you that Caligula is already six times better than Facebook. When it launches, it will be over ten times better.

"Ten times better." Even the gullible rubes who can't wait to buy shares of Facebook at ridiculously inflated prices when the company goes public on May 18 can do that math.

So save your money when FB begins trading on the Nasdaq. You'll be buying tickets for the Titanic. Smart investors will wait patiently for Manka Bros. to go public.

Ethics statement: This blog post was written not just for the purposes of procuring "Friends and Family" shares in the event of a Manka IPO. It also was intended to attract an offer for a high-paying creative position at the world's largest media company.