My First Bacon, aka "Mr. Bacon", is a plush stuffed "animal" (object? food stuff?) that belts out the phrase "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him. He's awesome because true geeks know that everything goes better with bacon.
I figure he was created to sway toddlers away from vegetarianism (I spelled that correctly on the first try, by the way), because what's more adorable than a plushy you want to eat? Nothing.
He's actually pretty substantial at 19 inches tall. Doesn't weigh much. Runs on batteries. Highly recommended for babies, toddlers, and man-children who love bacon.
Dogs are oddly unimpressed.
Cool Yule rating: 5 stars
Reviewed by Dan Hunt
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